Butt Babes in Boyland

JEVOCAS GREEN, JP BARNABY,KAGE ALAN, KIERNAN KELLY, SHAE CONNOR, TC BLUE

The holidays are a time for visiting with family and friends, and sharing tales of peace, childlike innocence, and good will towards all mankind. These are not those stories. Instead, sit back and allow yourself to be regaled with the colorful adventures of toy-themed parties with a twist, the future of Elf Enforcement, misfit sex toys at the North Pole, the mysterious Workshop 69, special delivery packages, and a serious case of potentially mistaken identity. This year, the Butt-thology authors cordially invite you to join them in creating a new tradition.

This holiday season, it’s not just turkeys getting stuffed!

Hot Elf Sex and other Holiday Goodies

Ah, the holidays! Who doesn’t love all the traditional fun that comes each winter – the caroling, trimming the tree, eggnog, fruitcake, presents, tinsel, hot elf sex, lights, ornaments, homemade baked goods…

Wait…what? Hot elf sex?

You bet your winter woolies. This season, there’s a brand new anthology coming your way with enough hot elf sex to melt the polar ice caps. We’re talking the kind of sex that puts the curl in Santa’s beard and the jolly in his holly berries.

The authors of the wickedly funny and smexy anthologies  “Butt Pirates in Space,” and “Butt Ninjas from Hell” are at it again, this time setting their stories in and around the holiday season in “Butt Babes in Boyland.”

Here’s the blurb for “Butt Babes in Boyland”:

The holidays are a time for visiting with family and friends, and sharing tales of peace, childlike innocence, and good will towards all mankind. These are not those stories. Instead, sit back and allow yourself to be regaled with the colorful adventures of toy-themed parties with a twist, the future of Elf Enforcement, misfit sex toys at the North Pole, the mysterious Workshop 69, special delivery packages, and a serious case of potentially mistaken identity. This year, the Butt-thology authors cordially invite you to join them in creating a new tradition.

This holiday season, it’s not just turkeys getting stuffed!

My contribution to the anthology is a story called “Elf Confidence.” In it, we meet Zook, a rather taciturn elf who’s in charge of Workshop 69, where all the adult toys are made. When an attempt is made to shut down Workshop 69 for good, Zook suspects a certain elf-of-the-shelf variety, Roger. Roger is innocent, though, and when they reluctantly set out together to find the real culprit, they find themselves attracted to one another. However, whether or not they’ll screw each other into the snow banks before they kill one another remains to be seen.

Here’s an excerpt from “Elf Confidence,” from the “Butt Babes in Boyland” anthology:

The elevator ride was quick. Sidestepping an Elf pushing a handcart loaded with boxes of envelopes and another pulling a pallet piled high with reams of copy paper, they left the building through the rear cargo bay doors. Roger set off at a brisk pace toward the small, snowy square that separated the office buildings from the workshops. At its center was a giant statue of Santa holding the Good List in one hand and the Naughty List in his other. The names inscribed on the lists magically changed every year, depending on which child made which list.

The sidewalk continued past the statue and through the park toward the area where the workshops were located. As Zook followed Roger, he tried to keep his mind focused on the questions he needed to ask Timothy and not on how nicely rounded Roger’s ass was or how perfectly it filled out the seat of Roger’s pants or how hypnotically it hitched to and fro with every stride.

Tried.

And failed.

All he could think about was grabbing a double handful of Roger’s butt, and that was a surefire way to get on the Naughty List.

Of course, if copping a feel got him on the Naughty List, then he might as well go for broke and say, de-pant Roger, right? Pull those red leggings down and get an eyeful of that firm, round ass up close and personal. Touch it. Knead it. Maybe nibble it a bit? Spread those twin mounds of fine, firm flesh and take a peek at the pretty little hole between them.

Then, oh then Zook would spin him around and get a mouthful of the throbbing elfhood that made Roger jolly. Oh, Roger would like it too. The noises he’d would make while Zook sucked him, the grunting and the groaning, and at the end when Roger would come in salty hot spurts, he’d strike a note sweet enough to rival the Hallelujah Chorus.

“Oomph.”

Zook walked directly into Roger and bounced back, nearly knocking himself off his feet. So caught up in his naughty little fantasy, Zook hadn’t realized Roger had stopped walking. He felt his face heat up, cheeks burning, and became conscious of the hard-on straining at the fabric of his pants caused by his naughty mental porn movie.

Worse yet, Roger noticed it too. He glanced down at Zook’s crotch, then back at Zook’s face, arching one sleek blond eyebrow.

Zook cleared his throat and tried to avoid eye contact. Unfortunately, averting his eyes directed his gaze back to Roger’s personal Elf puppet. It was hard, too, and perfectly outlined under the thin material of Roger’s red leggings.

Roger suddenly grabbed Zook’s hand and pulled him behind the statue of Santa. Zook found himself roughly pushed back against the statue, his head giving Santa’s rotund stone butt cheeks a wedgie.

“Ow.” Stone butt cheeks, Zook realized, did not make for comfy headrests.

For a moment, he thought Roger was going to punch him. Roger was scowling, eyebrows knitted and upper lip curled in a snarl.

–End Excerpt

Butt Babes in Boyland

This holiday season, it’s not just turkeys getting stuffed.

Stories by Kage Alan, T.c. Blue, J.p. Barnaby, Jevocas Green, Shae Connor, and Kiernan Kelly

Available December 3^rd, 2014 from Wilde City Press

Review

Title: Butt Babes In Boyland

Series: Anthology

Author: Shae Conner, Kiernan Kelly, Kage Alan, Jevocas Green, J.P. Barnaby, T.C. Blue

Genre:  Erotic Romance, Comedy, Holiday

Length: Novel (321 Pages)

ISBN: 978-1-925180-64-0

Publisher: Wilde City Press (December 3, 2014)

Heat Level: Explicit

Heart Rating: ♥♥♥♥♥ 4 ½ Hearts

Reviewer: Lisa

Blurb: The holidays are a time for visiting with family and friends, and sharing tales of peace, childlike innocence, and good will towards all mankind. These are not those stories. Instead, sit back and allow yourself to be regaled with the colorful adventures of toy-themed parties with a twist, the future of Elf Enforcement, misfit sex toys at the North Pole, the mysterious Workshop 69, special delivery packages, and a serious case of potentially mistaken identity. This year, the Butt-thology authors cordially invite you to join them in creating a new tradition.

This holiday season, it’s not just turkeys getting stuffed!

Product Link: http://www.wildecity.com/books/gay-erotica/butt-babes-in-boyland/#.VH878jGsVtE

Review: An amazing list of stories that will have you laughing your ass off. It was a blast to read and I am glad to have had a chance to read it. Christmas stories, Santa and his wife, naughty elves, fox shifters, humans and a whole lot of naughty times.

THE HALF LIFE OF PUMPKIN PIE by Shae Connor ♥♥♥♥♥ 5

Wilbur not only hated his name but didn’t really care for the holidays. He had gotten talked into coming to a party and was bringing a pumpkin pie. Things didn’t go so well at the party but when Vin called from the bakery to tell him something was wrong with his card his world started going a lot better.

These two were very hot together. I wasn’t too sure about Wilbur at first but I loved the way they just seemed to click. I would have wished that this story been a bit longer because these two just seemed to heat up my home. It was a very good story with a bit of humor; ok a lot of humor in it.

Elf Confidence by Kiernan Kelly ♥♥♥♥♥ 5

This story was a blast to read, a bit quirky but what do you expect from an author with a sense of humor. We are in the land of the elves and Santa Claus. Although I never once thought about elves making sex toys. Zook was head of this department and was not as happy as he could be. They were a bunch of pranksters. That is until someone tried to blow up building sixty nine. He heads to complain and ends up with Roger. A very hot elf that turns him on.

This story was filed with a lot of humor that had me laughing throughout the whole story. Not to mention when Roger and Zook got going strong we are talking about melting the snow around them. For this type of story, the length was perfect for it. A great story to read during a cold spell with a glass of hot cider.

Its A Wonderful Lube by Kage Alan ♥♥♥♥ 4

Well let’s just say that with a title that has the word lube in it you can tell that it was going to be a major blast to read. I have never laughed my head off so much as I did with this story. Although I must admit that when two very sexy men getting it on. This was a truly funny story. Wesley worked security for Santa but for most of his life he had been dreaming of Ethan. Now Ethan was Santa’s son who had passed some time ago. It was up to Wesley to bring him back and unite their lives together.

This was a blast to read and the story was amazing. A bit to quirky for me though. It just flowed off the pages. I have got to check out the other books by this amazing author. It was a fun read but it seemed more sexual then anything. I mean everyone was all about sex. I had a blast reading this story.

Overnight Delivery by Jevocas Green ♥♥♥ 3

This was a cute little story about a man named Justin who only wanted love. He had planned on going to a club with his friends, but his boss wanted him to work late. The night had a magical tune to it, and let’s just say he wasn’t disappointed. Magic brought him a hot man for the night, but by morning he had found true love in the man of his dreams.

Like I said it was a cute story but for me it was missing something more. Now the fact that it is Christmas time that things heat up really fast. The sex was amazing although it was a bit strange. I did love the ending however. It just comes off so tantalizing and very hot. I would have wanted to see more about Justin and Xander.

The Isle Of Misfit Sex Toys by J.P. Barnaby ♥♥♥♥ 4

What does one say when the sex toys think they are completely broken. Bob, Candy, Ben, Wally and so on were created a while back but have been hiding since Bob’s maker passed away. Bob just wanted to be where he was loved even though he was broke. It took a very special elf to realize what he needed most. Ralph had a heart of gold and was all tempted by this sexy little gift.

This was the strangest story I have ever read, but I have to tell you that it was a blast. I have not laughed so hard in quite a while. The heat definitely melts the snow around the North Pole. And talking about poles, this was a very yummy story.

For Fox Sake by T.C. Blue ♥♥♥♥♥ 5

Yoshi and Nick had been mated when Yoshi was abducted and sold into slavery. He had been missing for thirty years. He had decided to either die or escape; he could not have sex with another female if his life expected it. So escape he did and he found his way to the one man who loved him no matter what. Nick on the other hand knew that something had happened to his mate, but what he found was not what he expected. He had gotten his mate back and that was what mattered to him.

This story was a bit harder to follow, however it was a really amazing story and I hope that there is more to this in a future story. I had a blast reading it and can’t wait to check out the rest of this author’s work. Not to mention it was hot enough to melt the snow.

Overall: You put the whole book together and I can guarantee that this will make you laugh your ass off and have a fun time. It will give you pretty much everything you could want in a story, except for length. I wished that some of these stories were a bit longer because they were amazing.

This anthology was amazing and full of fun to read. I would recommend reading this especially if you love the idea of a naughty North Pole. You have a group of elves that were just full of fun, craziness, naughty ideas and kinky fun. The sex was hot enough to melt the snow around them.